Stork did note that she was incredibly grateful she'd only been out for half an hour, as the damage could have been much worse.
One officer who was helping tidy up his community got a little more than he gambled for when he tried to move a fallen tree branch.
She swirls some of the noodles around her fork in her right hand while poised with a spoon in her left - but it's a bait and switch.
As his cars caught fire and the blaze reached his shop, he realized he did have one last option: a 30-pack of Bud Light.
'It's Full of Crap, Just Like You': GOP Mayor Responds to Insults by Naming Sewage Plant After Left-Wing Comedian
After John Oliver ruthlessly mocked Danbury on his show, the Connecticut city's mayor responded with some comedy of his own.